I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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