he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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