Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
high people should be assigned attendants
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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