i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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