going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
