How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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