the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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