Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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