your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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