Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
the liver wants what the liver wants
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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