Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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