That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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