living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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