Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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