who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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