I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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