either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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