Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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