I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
