what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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