Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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