ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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