It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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