so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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