Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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