And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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