Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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