They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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