I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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