i permit you to call me
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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