just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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