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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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