I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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