Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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