idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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