Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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