What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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