She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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