Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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