she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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