She is in my trunk
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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