i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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