I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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