hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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