k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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