Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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