My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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