She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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