I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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