Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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