what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Your cock deserves a montage
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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