I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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