Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
