A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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